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Alan

A guy with a huge dick. He does track and run fast. A nice caring person, when you piss him off a lot he becomes aggressive and you eventually get humiliated. He becomes stronger each time a person treat him like shit. Just wants peace and no disturbance. Not a male slut and doesn’t like goofy ass brats bothering him. Sometimes he will even roast you and become funny.
“Alan is a nice person.”
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Alan

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Karter-alan mcKarter

one of the main protaganists from the webtoon a very funny series with skits and giggles and the 10-year-old younger brother of tiffanii sue mcKarter. poor Karter tho. he literally gets stalked by freaking yanderes, ghosts and even his own parents all the time. now that i realize it, Karter is the only normal one in his family.
coperson 1: did you know karter-alan mcKarter is normal?
person 2: bruh everyone kinda is
person 1: compaired to a alien from another dimension, a psychopathic girl with a extra eye (literally) a woman addicted to looking at bugs, and a man with an ED, he's pretty normal.
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Alan

Alan is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation. If you meet an Alan encourage him to seek help and to check him self into a Psychiatric Health Facility. Stay far away from, and don’t feed into him or encourage him, he’ll only get worse.
Alan is a guy who lacks empathy.

Alan has a strong need for admiration, attention, and a lack of empathy for others' feelings.
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Alan alkadoo

man with a huge Cock
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Alan

Alan is a lost soul, who doesn’t want anything serious and leads people on
Alan is a mean person
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