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Emotional Abortion

An emotional abortion is when you have a spiritual pap smear done which scoops out the inner linings of the uterus, causing a sense of clarity within oneself found in no other way
"Dog I just had the CRAZIEST emotional abortion"
by semenster6937 March 14, 2025
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An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
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emotional abortion

An emotional abortion is when you’re at the OBGYN and they shove an ultrasound wand up your kitty meow meow with no lube and it feels heavenly.
Girl 1: how was your OB appointment

Girl 2: OMG.. I got an emotional abortion, it was sooooooo good😩
by _Vagetarian_ March 14, 2025
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Predetermined Abortion

An abortion that is predetermined. Specifically when someone gets pregnant, it is already determined that the baby will be aborted.
Oh you were pregnant? Did you give your kid a predetermined abortion???
by Dbcw June 10, 2025
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God Abortion

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.
The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion
by America is the bad place July 12, 2025
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Burrito Abortion

Taking a dump whilst a female is on her period. Leaving behind a poop amassed with blood resembling one of life’s partisan issues… but brown.
“Sorry it took so long in there, I was passing a burrito abortion.”
by Brayden Moore December 7, 2025
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Back Alley Abortion

A "Back Alley Abortion" is the crude name for a snort of cocaine followed by a shot of Fireball whiskey. The cocaine is a pinch on the outside of the hand when making a fist, between thumb and forefinger, similar to where salt goes when doing a shot of tequilla.

Alternatively, you can dust the rim of the shotglass with the cocaine. (less common)
Nicolle has had one too many Back Alley Abortions and should really take a fucking break for a while.
by SoothsayerA May 5, 2018
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