Russel

An asexual, white, overweight male who bullies special needs kids for a living.

Russel ate 2 whole vegan pizzas in one sitting.

by pseudoscene June 16, 2020

Jack Russell

One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.

MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...

by LINDAMY April 10, 2025

russell

Tall dilf with shoulder length gray hair. Hubba hubba. His fingers are quick and dexter—he can play the guitar. Whew is it hot in here or is it just me? Hottie wears glasses because he teaches English Honors 2, and you know he needs that good eyesight for all those words…he’s so smart~

Man, Mr. Russell is such a dilf, what a hottie—AND he’s really smart!

by xXrussellSimpXx November 23, 2021

Royal Russell

all the boys in year 10 22/23 are all leng and the girls are clapped.
Year 11 girls are fake tanned and bright orange and the boys are amazing

you go royal russell?
yh it’s klm

by bigdickdaddy20890982 December 14, 2022

russel roulette

When attempting to free handle a Russel viper, the fastest striking snake in all of India, ends badly with a bite full of hemotoxic venom straight into your blood stream And a death sentence.

What was that guy thinking? picking that particular viper up is like playing Russel Roulette.

by Ambassador for humanity February 9, 2025

Russell

9 year old kid that is the all time worst member of Simp Island, hated by everyone. Has commuted multiple atrocious war crimes and is currently locked up. Same age as the infamous Kia. Conspiracy theories have tried linking him to Zuko league commissioner Zuko, no substantial evidence has confirmed or denied this theory.

Fuck Russell, all my homies hate Russell

by Mr. Infamous September 15, 2020

Russell

the guy that’s always sending snaps when you least expect it, likes steamy hot showers and talking to you all day, he makes time for you even when hanging out with the homies. Russell is SHREDDED MAN and cares about his body physique. He can be a big softy on the inside… and a tiny d. he loves playing baseball and basketball with the bros

broo russell sent me another snap?!?

by bbc EXTREME April 22, 2022