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Rum Runner

A rum runner is a type of flask used to sneak alcohol into a social place that prohibits bringing any. For example many people flasks like this to sneak alcohol onto cruise ships but can be used anywhere.
Craig: Dude I lost forgot my wallet I can't buy any drink.
Josh: don't worry I got my rum runner
by Kazotsky March 14, 2018
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Runner's Tumor

This is an extremely well-known phenomenon among the mentally gifted. Those who are more mentally capable than their peers have a larger than average tumor in their skull. This tumor, due to its size and maliciousness is capable of doing more damage to the prodigies' brains than the average person. This occurs when these individuals leave the safety of their bed and are exposed to overly dynamic activities such as running, jumping, or the horrible agony of HIIT. Therefore, experts advise these gifted individuals not to expose themselves to any of these dangers. Highly common symptoms of such a tumor are headaches and/or laziness developing during or after the individual commits the sin of performing any of the above-mentioned endeavors.
Oh for fuck's sake - said Einstein - my Runner's Tumor is trashing my brain again!
by breadakita December 21, 2020
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House Runner

A woman that likes to have sexual interactions with multiple persons. A woman that gets around. Usually the husband is watching due to kinks relating.
Honey, you are such a House Runner, Don't stop.
by FireIceStorm34 December 6, 2024
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mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain
Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?
by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022
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runners missile

when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina
“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”
by crapped August 28, 2021
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Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018
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Blade Runner

"The novella began as a story treatment for a proposed film adaptation of Alan E. Nourse's novel The Bladerunner. (Some sources describe Burroughs' work as a closet screenplay.) A later edition published in the 1980s changed the formatting of the title to Blade Runner, a movie.

Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels.

...Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels."

--Wikipedia--
Sushi restaraunt guy: "He says you are blade runner"

Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard): "Tell him I'm eating"
by Impostor_713 March 7, 2017
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