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Runner

(NOUN)
A stock or security that goes up. These can be very rewarding. These are the ones you forgot you own and leave you up 360%. The ones that make a grown man cry. The ones that make you want to fly. This kind of gain can solve all your problems in life. Enough to make any grown man living in his mom's basement cry a river. LAMBO SOON. HOLD THE LINE. HOO HOO HOO

(this is not a source a financial advice either. Stop taking advice from urban dictionary dammit)
"Yo bro, I bought call options on this runner Gamestop yesterday and its up 4000%, Should I sell?"
2 weeks later:
"Bro this caviar is sick, come visit me and my wives on my sky yacht in Monaco! Only 3 weeks trading and I'm already a pro!"
-Wojak
by stocktalk101 May 10, 2022
mugGet the Runnermug.

cab runner awayer

People who run away from cabs.
by @tess.c January 20, 2018
mugGet the cab runner awayermug.

aunt rap runner

someone who has some kind of business or smth idk
I didn't like that aunt rap runner. He got attitude
by temporarygoogle March 7, 2022
mugGet the aunt rap runnermug.

House Runner

A woman that likes to have sexual interactions with multiple persons. A woman that gets around. Usually the husband is watching due to kinks relating.
Honey, you are such a House Runner, Don't stop.
by FireIceStorm34 December 6, 2024
mugGet the House Runnermug.

runners missile

when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina
“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”
by crapped August 28, 2021
mugGet the runners missilemug.

mushroom runner

A type of runner that only appears when there are perfect weather conditions, like mushrooms after a rain
Where were all these mushroom runners yesterday when it was 5 degrees colder?
by winniesleftclit May 7, 2022
mugGet the mushroom runnermug.

Runner's groove

When you're running, and the song you're listening to on your Ipod is really good, so you bust a move when no one's looking.
Tony goes for his morning jog, and is listening to an upbeat pop song. When it gets to the chorus, he swerves his head from side to side, attempting the Runner's groove.
by outerspacegrrl July 31, 2012
mugGet the Runner's groovemug.

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