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doobie deuce

When you're smoking weed and you take a really nice shit.
When you're smoking in the bathroom with friends, it's inappropriate to take a doobie deuce.
by Doobie Deucer January 14, 2017
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talkin' deuces

talkin' mad shit
homie #1: Yo, youz lookin' like a bitch today
homie #2: Oh yeah? You better stop comin' round here talkin' deuces before I knock you the fuck out dawg
by big homie watts March 30, 2016
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shalom deuce

"peace out"

A slang term used to say good-bye. Often stated with a simultaneous performance of hand gestures for added emphasis. While saying "shalom" the two-finger peace sign is flashed (with the back of the hand facing the recipient of the salutation) followed my an immediate 90 degree rotation of posed hand (counter clockwise for the right hand, clockwise for the left). The word "deuce" is spoken during the rotation of the hand. For added flair, one may pound the chest twice with the posed hand and/or slide away said hand from the body in a movement that is parallel to the ground.
by Just Reuben September 4, 2013
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No dice on a deuce

Expression of disappointment after failing to have a bowel movement.
I'd hoped the kid would poop before we got on the road, but alas, no dice on a deuce.
by Moteq January 1, 2017
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Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.
Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."
by Arthur Drood October 5, 2016
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Egyptian deuce

When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc
Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce
by Icouldntthinkofaname123 July 19, 2012
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Party Deuce

When somebody takes a dump at a party
I hope that guy didn't just party deuce!

or

Who just dropped the party deuce?!
by kittyisgood November 19, 2009
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