Hamster

Nothing

A hamster is nothing in the garage

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019

Hamster

Something retards say in Norway.
Have you smoked hamster?

Dude:So boys what did you do yesterday?
Retard:i smoked some hamster

by Kmustrus November 6, 2017

Hamstering

To keep someone contained in a cramped container or area, usually for entertainment.

Alan : “Dude, that guys gonna get some hamstering.”

by archkyorTw1nk August 1, 2025

Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.

I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.

by ClintReno April 5, 2019

Yawning Hamster

Synonym for a bad looking Vagina.
Used in awkward social circumstances, in situations that call upon a secondary notion of how totally messed up a woman's vagina is.

Dude, she's got a yawning hamster.

by OllyPearce June 22, 2011

SAH hamster

a tie with the 2nd coolest in the whole wide world

shes no izzy but shes right there with c saw so she must be a SAH hamster

by omar May 1, 2004

Hamster

A quickie from behind.

My girl and I were running late, but she let me hamster her while she was blow drying her hair.

by Dtray December 1, 2017