Dylan is the most retarded guy you will ever meet. Dylan is creepy. Dylan loves his sister/cousin in a weird way. Also most Dylan’s you meet sick at everything they try to do.
“Oh gosh why is he looking at his sister like that,” said Gavin. “Oh his name must be Dylan,” said Eli.
by Gavin Pruett January 14, 2019
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Dylan says: I'm going to tickle your toes
Girl Says: You look like a button
Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl
Girl Says: You look like a button
Dylan Says: I skipped school to get my sack right
Girl Says: You look like a pineaple on a tree come skip my sack right now
Dylan says: Okay you potato fucker baby girl
by Geneva Ayala June 21, 2018
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by Tvsfordays July 18, 2018
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by oof_gurl boo January 23, 2019
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by Posideonseagod September 20, 2018
Get the Dylan mug.A complete asshole! An annoying as FUCK kid that will piss you off without even trying. A total bitch and enjoys looking at sex memes online. If you’ve got a Dylan in your life, try and kick him out!
Kid 1: Man, I hate Dylan! He is such an asshole!
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
Kid 2: Yeah, why, excactly, is he alive?
Kid 1: Who knows? Too bad he is alive. Dylan should be dead by now.
by Lil’ Angel Gal May 31, 2018
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