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Christian

The best basketball player ever. Lebron would get crossed by him, MJ would lose a dunk contest to him, he would hit a 3 in your face.
Christian is a GOAT.
by daoneandonlycdub June 5, 2018
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Christian

An idiot who should chop his dick off.
Christian is the type of person to write a suidide note and send it to you just to fuck with you. Everything he says is just infuriating to hear. For example, I was talking to him last week and he said that X deserved his death. I wouldn’t be surprised to hear that he Was a nazi sympathizer. Anyways fuck Christian
Today Christian said that women are property.
by He confuses you with big words December 4, 2018
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Christian

christian, that dude? yeah he’s mega frickin gay- sorry you had to know this way bud
by iamamango July 30, 2019
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Christian

Someone who thinks that are smart but they are extremely retarded and can't spell their own name
Teacher- Spell your name
Christian- C R I S T Y E N
Teacher- Incorrect, how do you not know how to spell your own name

Christian- But I was right
Whole Class- Veggie
by Cooneyes May 21, 2019
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Christian

ME
Christian is ight
by MYREALNAMEISNTALLAN June 13, 2018
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Christian

This person is the most stupid and insignificant person you will ever meet it. It is truly enlightening to be away from this spasticate piece of shit.i have put myself under exigent demand to inform you how confined his knowledge is,if you would like to lose brain cells I recommend you to converse with a Christian on a daily basis
Yo dude that guy is such a Christian
He shit himself while watching the lion king two because the lions scared him
by jackja February 26, 2019
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Christian

My lil qt...someone you will love until the day you die.
Christian : Hi
Me : Hai qt
by Kyahs March 28, 2020
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