zeetz is everything and nothing simultaneously. zeetz is another way to say your in love because you are to blind to realize what's actually going on. High off your own stink. In love with yourself, or in love with someone that doesn't love you.
That dude is an absolute zeetz, I wonder if that super model likes him for his receding hair line and oily grease face.
by orgy moment January 10, 2009
Get the zeetz mug.A girl who resembles a baboon and is unlikely to get over her ex. She would message snapchat 5 times begging them to get her streak back with her ex and mostly looks like a precious egg. Expects her relationships to last for 2 years but that is unlikely to happen. she will prefer naming her child meekinya and belongs to closed canopy Ammaz.
by Gujjar house November 30, 2018
Get the Zeeniya mug.zeev means a zero-emission electric vehicle which can be an electric bicycle, scooter, motorcycle, car, or other legal street vehicle.
by ecoart March 17, 2007
Get the zeev mug.Giving a zombie a blow job. Instead of spitting out a wad of cum at the end, the giver usually has to spit out the zombie's dick because it has fallen off. Only a really dumb ass would give a zeej. Note that the reverse of this scenario is really just a zombie that probably doesn't have any teeth trying to gnaw on a dick.
by Laser Sanchez February 27, 2009
Get the zeej mug.A guy that’ll tell you he’ll marry you and string you along for 3+ years just to cheat on you. Don’t trust him
“Hey I think I really like this guy, he always says nice things to me and makes me feel good”
“Nah you wouldn’t wanna purse it, that’s a total zeeshan”
“Nah you wouldn’t wanna purse it, that’s a total zeeshan”
by ilikeapricots October 18, 2019
Get the Zeeshan mug.A crossbreed between a zebra and a donkey. Most retarded looking among the zebroids, it is bred because its just funny to look at.
by CapitalA October 18, 2008
Get the Zeedonk mug.1- Now that Lebron James is in Miami, the Cavs are zeeb'n.
2- "I would love to go out tonight, but I cant afford it. you know im zeeb'n."
2- "I would love to go out tonight, but I cant afford it. you know im zeeb'n."
by TheAlphaAndTheOmega July 11, 2010
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