esco syndrome

when you have plenty of shit to do, but you don't want to do anything and just sit and listen to music and stare at your monitor doing nothing.

ie. Being bored as hell while having plenty of things to occupy yourself with

<LlamaJudeau> damn
<LlamaJudeau> esco syndrome is hitting hard T_T
<LlamaJudeau> im all "jesus wtf im fucking bored"
<LlamaJudeau> "animu? no. movie? no. game? no. go outside? no. stand up? no."
<LlamaJudeau> "do nothing? >______<"

by unruled June 28, 2008

Jerusalem Syndrome

1. A person exhibiting religious delusions, obsessions, compulsions or psychoses as a result of touring the holy city of Jerusalem. This person is said to have no previous history of mental problems, and most often these symptoms pass some time after leaving Israel.
2. May also be used to describe anyone becoming suddenly extremely religious, no matter where they live.

1. John went wacko while touring Jerusalem. He stood on the walls of the old city in his boxers and called the passers by to renounce all their worldly possessions. He got hospitalized in the nearest loony bin and got diagnosed as a severe case of Jerusalem syndrome.
2. Gina's got some form of Jerusalem syndrome. She's constantly going on about Christ and being saved and all that evangelical sh*t.

by twisted tiffany April 2, 2009

Leotard Syndrome

Coming back from a dance class or other function and you really have to go to the bathroom but realize that you have not only tights and a leotard on...but your regular clothes that you have put on over it after dance.

Tim: why is Sally complaining bout going to the bathroom..there is one over there.

Sue: Its because she has leotard syndrome..she doesnt want to take all her clothes off.

by miumiu April 11, 2007

WoW syndrome

A condition caused by addiction to an MMORPG such as World of Warcraft. Symptoms include lack of social activity, aversion to sunlight, and endless banter about the MMORPG to people who have no clue what you're talking about.

"Dude, have you seen John in the last month?"
"No, not since he started playing Guild Wars."
"Sounds like a bad case of WoW syndrome."

by Dugtrio17 July 30, 2008

Takira Syndrome

When someone is overly optimistic and cannot stop. This often results in crying and agitated fits. They talk very high pitched when they are annoyed. They are also very self conscious about other's behavior and their own.

She most definitely has Takira Syndrome.

by Q231 November 10, 2017

snapholm syndrome

when you’ve been snapping someone you’re not attracted to for so long they start growing on you

I think I’m developing snapholm syndrome. I didn’t think he was cute at first but he’s looking better by the day!

by donkeykongsarmpit March 15, 2023

Johnstown Syndrome

The feeling of dread and hopelessness that occurs when one visits or unfortunately lives in Johnstown, Pennsylvania. This syndrome causes everyone to become angry out of spite and be extremely rude to one another. The only thing going for this town is the amount of massive, devastating floods that have killed the entire town. If you’re lucky… maybe you’ll be in the next one and get flushed down the Conemaugh like your coal cracker ancestors.

~cut off in traffic by a lifted dodge pickup shooting black smoke~

“Dude, there’s too many coal crackers in this town with Johnstown Syndrome. I gotta get out.”

by Moist poss yum June 23, 2022