Wheatland Oyster

A fresh, not frozen, cat turd, battered and deep fried.

Can I get a basket of wheatland oysters and an order of fries please?

by Dr. Deedles McDuckerson Phd May 16, 2023

Wheatie

A way people refer to a student of Wheaton College, IL

Oh, my daughter's a Wheatie. She's studying psychology and art.

by KristyCM September 13, 2023

wheatrash

White trash, but when you do not want social media guidelines to pick up your slang.

It’s no wonder that a neckred inbred wheatrash like Paul would be a trumpet wattamoron.

by The one you can not refute October 18, 2023

Wheat Boy

A wheat boy is, in simple terms, a male who enjoys the finer things in life. For example, someone who spends their time giving out fanum taxes or viewing skibidi toilet content is a wheat boy.

Person 1: Dude, did you see James watching skibidi toilet and edging himself in history?

Person 2: Yeah bro, he’s a total wheat boy

by Janet Sturts December 11, 2023

whataburger wet wipe

when you eat a big gothic mexican chicks ass in the back of a whataburger bathroom in austin texas, then use the texas toast from your patty melt to wipe her poo-jackulate off you’re face.

man those whataburger wet wipes had me going crazy

by Spookyseason17PH January 6, 2024

Whataburger WetWipe

When you eat ass in the back of a whataburger and use a bun to wipe you poop-jaculate off your face, then serve it on a burger

Hey bro you tryna get some whataburger wetwipes this Friday?

by the sexy god January 9, 2024

whataburger wet wipe

When you eat a big gothic Mexican chicks ass in the bathroom of a whataburger in Austin Texas and use your Texas toast from you patty melt to wipe the poo-jaculate off of your face.

Credit to Jason vest on instagram

Big gothic Mexican chick: so what were you thinking for lunch?
Me: I’m really craving a whataburger wet wipe.

by Certified_ForkLift_operator January 10, 2024