Wednesday

A day in a week that has the worst spelling ever

Me: Hey Brain how do you spell wednesday?

Brain: WED - NES - DAY

Me: Do i have to do it?

Brain: Yes.

by Shok The IV May 9, 2021

Wednesday

The part of the week where "I'm not like other girls" act like Wednesday Addams, and millenials wear pink sarcastically and ironically. (Also a random day of the week, but no one cares Ethan.)

P1 "Ugh, its another Wednesday..."
P2 "Hey, is that Samantha, she looks like a ghost!"
Samantha "No, I'm Wednesday Addams (She binge watched the entire series last night.)

by MelonKholy December 22, 2022

No Pork Wednesday

A time where you are not allowed to eat or even touch pork. Pork is not allowed because it is in violations of the rules of the challenge, being derived from Islamic dietary rules.

No Pork Wednesday! I hate pork, so I love it!

by Qorptocx December 12, 2018

wizard wednesday

When one trips acid during school/work on a Wednesday.

"Wow did you see James? He looked plated." "Yea he's tripping sack it's wizard wednesday.'

by Geebo9011 February 5, 2020

Locust Wednesday

a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!

Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.

by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020

Wednesday show

A tv show that can be found on netflix starring Jenna Ortega. Good people refer to it as "mid af".

Tim: Hey have you watched the wednesday show?
Laras: Yes, I really love oily men jumping on my bed

by Dobi oli Free April 4, 2023

wednesday

A homophobic slur against gay men, particularly men whom “hump” each other.

“Go and hump your gay boyfriend, you absolute Wednesday!”

by dogpawswapgod September 2, 2025