Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.
Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!
by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018
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Wii

The singular form of the plural noun “we”. Synonymous to the conjunctive-noun “I and I” from Rastafarianism.
Wii made up the English language.

Wii are talking to wii.

What do wii want to do?
by spaceman_sam March 25, 2023
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Play Wii

A secret code that implies when a male (usually italian) goes over to another male's (usually ginger) house to Dock with them or to perform some other homosexual act.
When I heard that Ricky was going over to Mary's house to play wii, I knew exactly what was going down... ricky... on mary...
by EggI2oll July 26, 2011
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I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".
I own a Wii U.
by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022
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Wii Injury

An injury suffered usually by an older person who has hurt themselves by flailing their limbs and hitting objects while playing wii.
My brother hit the glass windows twice today and got a wii injury while playing Lego star wars.
by ohbrother April 22, 2009
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Wii Iron

Muscle and flexibility gained from playing Wii
Eddie - Jake has gained muscle lately
Bill - He plays Wii all the time...
Eddie - Yeah, He must have some Serious Wii Iron
by Jake Ballou August 24, 2008
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the wii generation

The small group of kids born between 1997 and 2002, who aren't 90's kids, but also can't relate to 2000's kids. Kids from this generation's childhoods mostly consisted of Spongebob, Lego Star Wars: the Complete Saga on Wii, iPod 4th generation, and annoying orange.
"Shoutout to all of my followers who were born in the Wii generation, I'm proud of all of you"
by trombonefishjoe February 12, 2018
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