vampire jellyfish

A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.

The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.

by God moment March 13, 2021

Vampire Tea

Act of mixing a used tampon in boiling water

Hey, Carl want some Vampire Tea?

by NOS4A2 December 17, 2021

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 November 7, 2015

Vampire Special

When your girl is on her period and you eat her out. After your done you’ll have a bunch of period blood on your face.

Chad: hey shawty your looking sexy today. Can I eat that pussy?
Girlfriend: yea but I’m in my period.

Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you the vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 27, 2020

Vampire Shot

A full menstrual cup

Here, I made you another Vampire Shot

by Puddles1457 December 29, 2015

Oxygen Vampire

A person that sucks up all the good oxygen without a brain that requires it.

That oxygen vampire just pulled away from the gas pump with the nozzle still in their car.

by Vladthelunchpailer August 22, 2022

Vampire Taco

When a woman allows another man/woman to perform oral sex on them during their menstrual cycle.

"Girl, he wanted to taste it so bad I gave him a vampire taco to shut him up"

by Moe Biggzly July 21, 2020