tel aviv university 

Tel Aviv University - the largest of Israel's higher education institutions, if technion is where a person would study to become something useful in life, TAU is where someone would go to learn how to be a hipster.

"Do you study at Tel Aviv University"

"]no ahi, I don't wear vintage" "In order to truely access and understand marxism , one must take a folkloric approach" "You [study at TAU right?"

tel aviv university by IPAgenie December 5, 2017

quinnipiac university 

An outstanding university in Connecticut (second only to Yale). Quinnipiac students are intelligent, athletic, good looking, and rich. The campus is gorgeous. The library kicks ass. A Quinnipiac education will enable you to have a successful life.

Fairfield/Wesleyan Student: Our girls are ugly and I am failing philosophy 101.
Quinnipiac Student: That's too bad. I met Miss Connecticut at Quinnipiac University. We are in love and plan to marry after I graduate from law school in the spring.

quinnipiac university by Matthew I. January 15, 2007

franklin university switzerland 

a small american private university in Lugano, Switzerland. Filled with the top 1% of the world, representing over 60 nationalities including the Russian Mafia and the Saudi Royal Family. Known for their extravagant "academic" travel and sport car filled parking lot.

Are you honestly taking out a 500,000 loan to attend Franklin University Switzerland?

Yes, Miriam can afford a yacht, she goes to Franklin University Switzerland

franklin university switzerland by franklinfinest February 5, 2017

Lancaster University 

A "top 10" university in the U.K. It's in the middle of nowhere, has really depressing weather, and student life involves getting stupidly drunk in grim bars in town, because there's honestly not much else to do in your free time. There's quite a few societies, but with the exception of international clubs, they mostly consist of weirdos who dress up as Harry Potter and do medieval reenactments. Classes and lectures are alright, but the campus is so big it that it can take up to half an hour to walk to class from your dorm. Highlight of the experience is making friends for life by bonding over the horrible weather and the terrible food they serve in northern England.

Owen:"Which University you going to mate?"

Mark: "I'm in Lancaster University"

Owen: "Ah mate it must be grim up north."

Mark: "Yea mate there's 300 rainy days per year and the food is terrible"

Lancaster University by ebilnoob May 26, 2018

Northeastern University 

"Work hard, play hard" should be this school's official motto. During the week you will find the library maxed out on occupancy, all the nearby coffee shops flushed with NU students on their laptops or burried in stacks of books and handouts. But comes thursday night, and the streets of downtown Boston become a playground for most of the NU student body. Since it's a 5 year school (in most cases), it only made sense to build a 21+ dorm building. That took care of the 'dry campus' policy.
At any given time during the weekend, on or off campus, you will find a party to attend. You will hear of some huge party getting broken up and the amount of confiscated alcohol will truly amaze you. You will witness intoxicated girls walking (or trying to walk) back to their dorms, hand in hand, with their Coach bags and on their cell phones with their exs. You will hear Irish chants echoing at 2 am as the last bar had closed and people are heading back to campus.
This school will define your college life, so if you don't go here, find someone that does and invite yourself for St. Patty's day. You will remember it. Or maybe most of it.

Text message recieved by a Northeastern University student on a saturday afternoon: "Yo, wanna do a Boylston run tonight?"

Northeastern University by northie August 29, 2006

university of scranton 

A college in North East Pennsylvania with tons of hills. Run by Jesuits, attended by primarily white, rich kids from just outside Philly, and New Jersey, who enjoy drinking as much as humanly possible. And then sometimes going to Church.

"You wanna smoke a blunt and go talk to Fr. Phil?"

university of scranton by Smithereens May 2, 2005

collegeboard university 

a tongue in cheek expression used to describe the excessive use of AP tests to such degree as to allow the person to skip over parts of college.

every asshole (and decent) AP teacher will tell you that AP tests provide the greatest amount of credits per dollar, so taking a lot of them is like going to college for cheap right guys?

person 1: Tommy must be out of his mind, last year he took AP Physics C mechanics and E&M, AP Calc BC, AP Stats and AP comp sci AB. this year hes taking AP Bio, AP Euro, AP U.S history, AP latin vergil, AP psychology, AP chemistry and AP Art. if he passes them all, he'll have like 12 credits.

person 2: sounds like he's going to collegeboard university. he might graduate there before graduating here!

collegeboard university by IIAOPSW May 10, 2010