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Laminated Toast

A piece of toast which has been laminated. Partially to help preserve the toast, but also to show off.
When the teacher asked the class if they were prepared they all took out their laminated toast.
by Ni¢k January 15, 2009
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Gross toast

Toast that is... gross
might be soggy
perhaps too buttery
overall ICK
I threw gross toast at my friend consuela.

Bob ate the gross toast that his mother cooked for him.

Nothing rhymes with gross besides toast, hence the creation of gross toast.
by Smarticle Butties December 23, 2009
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Cum Toast

A rule put into affect at high school/ middle school sleep-overs. Originating in Southwest Michigan, it was enforced to discourage one child from disturbing or messing with another while they slept. If one messed with another, the victim and all others present would masturbate on a piece of toast and the perpetrator would be forced to eat it. Thus putting an end to practical jokes while you slept.
Child 1: "I'm going to bed and don't anyone think of messing with me! The 'cum toast' rule is in affect"
Child 2: "You heard him... Mess with the man and you're eating cum toast"!
by Towner21 October 13, 2011
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Re-toast

Verb.
The acting of toasting one piece of bread multpile times to achieve desired toastiness.
I've had this toaster for fifteen years so I have to re-toast my pop tarts like, five times.
by dogtherapist January 23, 2009
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toast selling

To sell somthing stupid like a plain peice of paper or a toast with some picture carved in it for a really high price....then haveing someone bid on it
A Plain peice of paper
Current Bid: 18.00
Bids: 6
by Matt Gualdarrama June 26, 2005
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Burnt Toast

Refers to in a relationship were one is wasting the others time. The one who is wasting the time is the burnt toast. They are someone who is disrespectful by their cluelessness. If you only had enough butter for one peice of toast and had a loaf of bread would you waste your butter the burnt toast? No, than why would you give this man or woman your time and energy.
Tony says the Leah regarding a boy who she like and keeps selling her out, "Your waisting your time on that burnt toast"
by screamtard March 3, 2010
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Cheese Toast

A Spanglish play on the word "East Coast", used derogatorily to refer to East Coast Crips.

Mexican gang members were recently convicted of hate crimes for shooting a random black man at a bus stop in LA while shouting "Cheese Toast" because the man was wearing clothes similar to the uniform of the East Coast Crips.

Prison gangs often use nonsense terms like "Cheese Toast" as a type of code so that prison authorities don't understand what they are talking about when they eavesdrop on their phone conversations or read their mail.
Dang esse, joo chur blasted dat cheese toast chongo at da bus stop.
by José Ciudadano January 11, 2008
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