Wii

Strange white box thingy that Nintendo created on November 1st 2006 for rich white people wave white remotes at; to pledge their allegiance to Satan.

Priest: I haven't see your son in a while now, is he okay?

Mom: Oh our Johnny's been in his room playing the Wii for six months now, I've heard its great for young minds!

Johnny: God is a lie Super Mario Smash Brothers is the almighty creator! Come forth my Nintendo brethren!

by Emperor Momo July 31, 2018

Wii

The best dang Console ever made

Mom I’m going to GameStop too play the Wii demo

by The most radical 90s character July 28, 2020

Wii pornography

When somebody draws Rule 34 of a Wii console.

''I'm going to draw Wii pornography.''
''Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.''

by zoosfoonderboolt July 29, 2025

Wii-Night

A nerd-slang term used to describe a night of coitus

John: "Leslie and I had a fun Wii-night last night."
James: "Hax."

by g-unitmaestro June 22, 2009

I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".

I own a Wii U.

by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022

Nintendo Wii U

The Nintendo Wii U is an eighth generation video game console designed and marketed by Nintendo Co. Ltd released in November in North America, and PAL regions, and released in December in Japan. The console was made to be a successor to popular Nintendo Wii which had sold 101 million units, however thanks to poor marketing, a confusing name which lead consumers to believe it was a new controller for the Wii, and poor third party support the Wii U was left in the dust by Sony's PS4, and even Microsofts poorly marketed Xbox one. By the end of its lifespan the Wii U had only sold 13 million units globally, and was considered a commercial flop by Nintendo. Former President of Nintendo of America Reggie Fils-Aime stated that despite its poor sales the Wii U would be remembered fondly by fans like the similarly poor performing Nintendo Gamecube, and he considered it a necessary step for the success of Nintendo's next major console, the Nintendo Switch.

"The Nintendo Wii U introduced an all new Gamepad controller with a touchscreen, and motion controls which allowed for asymmetrical multiplayer."

by wordsarecooliguess823913 April 21, 2024

Wii

The beat fucking game for grown women

"Im going to play some Wii Sports"

by blazou October 8, 2018