yu p's problem

yu p's problem, short for "Yupeng's Problem", is the solution/reason to every event happened in the world. Whenever something happens, it's always yu p who causes it.

Fuck, why is 农批 so hard, what's the point of playing if we can't win?
I would say that's yu p's problem.

by goblindrill August 06, 2022

internet problems

The default excuse for why someone either leaves in the middle of or doesn't join a Zoom meeting

"How come John wasn't in class today?"
"He said he had 'internet problems,' but we all know he was just skipping."

by watermeloninja February 23, 2021

The problem

Another of stormzys nicknames.

"The problem's back, I got smoke"

by Jox_mars145 February 04, 2020

The Problem

what you say to freak your best friends bf out....if you are extremely jealous.

I'm sooooo jealous your dating Lisa, but you do know she's got the problem...

by LM!!! December 30, 2010

the problem

name of the notorious Hector Acosta.

"she asked if i was her solution? i was like bitch nahh im the problem"
"toxic king, doesnt put up with no simpin"
"confident individual"

by TheProblem187 February 10, 2023

The problem

No. It isn't. You're a whore. Kill yourself whore.

Hym "Oh, I'm sure NO WOMAN has ever been the problem! I guarantee no woman has ever been the problem in ANY intersexual interaction in that retarded mind of yours. Die today bitch."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2024

The Problem

You're feinting fear you don't actually experience to justify doing this.

Hym "The problem is... You don't care either way. Your moral superiority is a delusion. You're provoking violence in the hopes that it happens to someone else so that you can be rid of me. You aren't 'good people' and I'm not 'the wrong type of person.' You're literally child sacrificers and I deserve success more than you because I'm BETTER THAN YOU. You deserve your shit life. Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit. I'm not going to allow you to drag me with you."

by Hym Iam April 03, 2024