task manager

The superhero when a program starts to hang

Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

relationship manager

Self absorbed but useless a relationship manager struggles to relate to a mirror let alone people.

'That relationship manager isn't trying to talk to people again is he...?'

'Yep, we're fucked again'

by ForgottenSquirrel November 27, 2017

National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day

Occurs every year on August 20th to appreciate employees hard work and dedication.

He was skeptical about National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day, wondering if this day was actually real.

by Told ya soooo August 20, 2023

Bluetooth Manager

A manager that manages with a strict hands off approach.

What an awesome Bluetooth Manager we have!

by Bruised Willis January 3, 2022

Hanger Management

When you are arrested for assault at a fast food establishment for Anger Issues and have to take anger management!

Customer: I ordered 6 nuggets and I got five. Customer proceeds to throw the nuggets and hits employees! Cops are called and now you are arrested and have to take Hanger Management!

by EM6988 October 19, 2023

Workforce Portfolio Management Team

Workforce Portfolio Management (WPM) team also known as the "Seal Team" - A Team of Highly Skilled Professionals working behind the scenes to ensure success system wide

There is a crisis going on, we better get the Workforce Portfolio Management Team on it ASAP!

by SealTeamMember September 21, 2022

Master Data Manager

A superior human being capable of managing data exchange. With its immense knowledge, it ensures that the world of data runs smoothly. He is the hero of digitalization and a true pioneer in his field. No reward in the world can outweigh his contribution to the world's legacy.

Look, there's Jan. He's a Master Data Manager.

Yes, he is a true hero!

by Japina125 November 12, 2023