Pimp Mustard

A ignorant person that resembles a shrew who has an unhealthy obsession with Easy Mac. Furthermore, they stalk lonely accountants in their vast amount of spare time.

Geez that Julia Hume... her adorable nose reminds me of some slutty pimp mustard i saw on the weekend.

slut easy mac accountant ryan bruce

by mavt10 June 9, 2011

The Devil's Mustards

A severe case of diarrhea, when the feces carry the same characteristicas as various types of mustard. Usually yellowish brown in color and runny in consistency, sometimes looking a bit grainy in appearance.

I ate some bad fish and have had The Devil's Mustards all morning.

by maskedrolla December 31, 2017

mustard handy

A hand job while using mustard. Its' classiness is defined by the type of mustard used.

Eiden gives mustard handy's.

by Kag5799 March 16, 2016

G MUSTARD

The holy essence to cure all gae and rid this world of the furry's.
Also Dooms blood.

What did you use to cure big gae?

I used G MUSTARD .

by DOOM KILL GAE March 26, 2020

Busted mustard

Yellowish-brown exploding diarrhea cusued by a night of beer drinking and eating spicy food.

"That brew and those jalapeno pepper nachos painted my toilet with Busted Mustard!"

by The Royce Ronson December 28, 2019

mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

Mustard

Meaning “must you”. Stop what you are doing or saying. Aka condiment command.

Incessantly talking about politics, mustard.

by BarbieP June 30, 2019