Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.

Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"

by Lord Toker April 2, 2023

beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

by Schmungle June 5, 2017

Mullet machine

Any variation of the 3rd generation F body vehicle manufactured by General Motors. These are normally piloted by middle aged white dudes sporting mullets.

Sweet mullet machine! Bet you're the coolest dude in this whole trailer park.

by Shootermacgavin January 29, 2018

Lust-machine

Vehicle or conveyance in/on which you can perform and enhance any sexual experience!

The drive north in their Lust-machine was incredible with fiery and intense orgasms at 100mph!

by Rockstar D July 31, 2007

idiot machine

Another word for "uterus"; the place where human beings—otherwise known as "idiots"—are conceived.

Bill: After the movie, do you want to come over to my place and...you know...
Carol: Sure! That is, as long as you wear protection.
Bill: But it doesn't feel as good with protection!
Carol: Yes, but think about it, Bill. If you don't wear a condom, nine months from
now, some fucking moron might come out of my idiot machine. Do you really want that?
Bill: Good point.

by Like, An Actual Linguist May 5, 2018

Green Machine

Arguably one of the best Stoner Rock genre songs. Released on June 30th, 1992, by the now defunct Stoner Rock band, Kyuss, on the "Blues for the Red Sun" album. Written by Brant Bjork, and Kyuss's first single. Though Nick Oliveri played the bass, in the music video, Scott Reeder played instead, since Oliveri left the band shortly after the release of the album.

Dave: "Hey, do you wanna listen to Green Machine?

Chris: "Fuck yeah bro! I wanna listen to Green Machine! Blast that shit!"

by Taysom Hill November 25, 2022

The Soda Machine

When a girl falls off of a wall onto a guy's member, much like how a soda falls from its stock to the recieving bay in a soda machine. Results have not proven successful (men, you may be hospitalized).

The first time I saw her, I wanted to give her The Soda Machine. Then I found that was stupid because now im sitting in a hospital bed with a dick split in two...

by Magnus69 April 12, 2008