Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex

Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!

by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008

puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.

"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"

by billy trinkets June 6, 2004

Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas

1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"

by Lmgangie December 7, 2012

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

by lemons January 6, 2006

Lemon Nil

Someone who is half nil or has a large nil. A nil is the tip of a penis.

Ha ha this dude got a lemon nil.

by Squally police February 11, 2017

sucking lemons

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy

That pirate sure does like sucking lemons

by doctor kvass the anon August 14, 2021

lemon soul

It’s a bittersweet person; someone who is sour or naive but has a good personality

She has such a lemon soul

by lily541 May 26, 2018