COVID-19

Likened to the dreaded Freshman 15, the 15 pounds of weight you gain in the first year of college, the COVID-19 is the 19 pounds of weight you can expect to gain from sheltering in place and stress eating during a pandemic. You gain the COVID-19 when FedEx delivers the delicious prepared meals you ordered for the week and you're so bored you eat them all by Tuesday. You gain the COVID-19 when, finally, you eat up all the damn cans of beans you hoarded in March 2019 because you've been out of work so long you can't afford any new food.

I used to be celery, but after gaining the COVID-19 I'm a 🍐.
Have you seen Karen? She looks like she's strapped two 10-pound beef briskets to her arse, she gain the COVID-19.
After six months of sweat pants, Netflix and Funyuns, Stephen tried to put on jeans but soon realized he too had gained the COVID-19 when his pants button shot off across the room like a bullet.

by Sygh January 29, 2021

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august 19

this is the national crush day. say hi to them

you: hi
crush: hello
you: you know what today is?
crush: no tf
you: it’s august 19th!!!!!
crush: and?
you: hi

by gajagostosaletsslay August 19, 2022

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December 19

Give your girlfriend 100 hugs day

December 19 is were u give your girlfriend 100 hugs

by Couple of lovers December 19, 2019

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August 19

A BOOBOO BEAR'S BIRTHDAYY
(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ(づ￣ ³￣)づ

"August 19th is my birthday!"
"I don't give a fuck :D"

by uwuqueen1234 August 18, 2022

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Moevid-19

Describes the unnecessarily high rate of covid-19 cases and deaths in the Canadian province of Saskatchewan. This largely resulted from poor leadership by provincial Premier, Scott Moe.

Covid-19 stressed the medical system, Moevid-19 killed it.

by Paul Merriman September 24, 2021

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