Tart Wash

Washing only pits and pussy.

Time was of the essence, so she settled for a tart wash.

by Judas Cross March 16, 2020

tart law

What da Knave of Hearts allegedly broke by filching said plate of tasty pastries.

Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??

by QuacksO April 2, 2020

Pop-tart

A toasty hoe ready to eat

When you put your pop-tart in the toaster you’ve got a hoe on the go.

by Jumbaliah August 22, 2019

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

Who Tarted?

Question asked after someone leaves their smell in a room after they do.

Michael, who has horrendous B.O., leaves the room. Jon, who enters the room moments later, can still smell Michael's stench, so he asks "Who Tarted?"

by slychef2000 February 28, 2010

Saffron Tart

It's a sex move where the man cums inside of a woman's asshole, then he performs cunnilingus on the woman's asshole.

Dude: "I did a saffron tart last night"
Dude 2: "You're insane man!"

by Granny_sexbag420 November 1, 2023

pine tart

a pine tart is some one who is acting up or being a total cock.

fuck off you pine tart

by thesmokinzombeh November 28, 2011