National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.

I can’t wait for National tall people day!

by Chickenmann September 2, 2021

hateful(tall)vert

twitter use @HatefulVert who is tall

person:did you know hateful(tall)vert is 7'8?
person2:yes! that's quite impressive indeed!

by corpsewaifu October 30, 2020

Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.

Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024

Tall

A humorous euphemism used (esp. in Black communities or sitcoms like The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air) to refer to someone who is White.

“I showed my mom a pic of my prom date and she said, ‘Oh… he looks tall.’”

by popehexagon July 12, 2025

talls

people we look up to. legends, leaders, achievers

I've always looked up to the talls who walk among us.

by arundn October 11, 2018

Tall boy Tripp

One who calls themselves tall boy Tripp is ordinary a waste of height. They are usually not included in any of the group chats and gets flamed constantly because of it. People who go by the name of tall boy Tripp are always attracted to people who’s names start with H such as Hadley, but the feeling is not mutual. Tall boy Tripps are unable to accept the fact that they have been friend zoned.

He is a tall boy Tripp

by Skinny/zesty P April 6, 2023

short tall

Short tall means when you get both your parents height your mom being short and dad being tall

Im short tall my mom is short and dad is tall

by Lgh2 June 2, 2020