Another word for masturbation. Taking a #1 is pissing, taking a #2 is shitting and taking a #3 is jacking off.
Guy 1:"Today in class I saw up hot Stephanie's skirt and she didn't have on any panties."
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
Guy 2:"You're fucking shitting me!"
Guy 1:"Nope! I went to the bathroom and took a #3... (Number 3) Take a #3
by not_JESUS December 5, 2012
Get the Take a #3mug. To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!
IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!
IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!
by revnorb February 19, 2021
Get the Taking a Cruzmug. Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”
by Aprilfoolsking May 17, 2018
Get the Taking an Abbymug. to 'take it to the grate' is to challenge someone,
or it could be used like an action;
or in a past tense for a fight, or challenge has already happened.
or it could be used like an action;
or in a past tense for a fight, or challenge has already happened.
"cmon beatch! take it to the grate!"
"i was just taking it to the grate with some punk ass chicken shit"
"that huge ass black guy just took it the the grate on his sorry ass!"
"i was just taking it to the grate with some punk ass chicken shit"
"that huge ass black guy just took it the the grate on his sorry ass!"
by mr ingenious September 12, 2006
Get the take it to the gratemug. When there'a about to be a fight inside, you can take it to a more vioent level by moving it to an outside place.
by lorrrra September 28, 2018
Get the take it outsidemug. This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.
by youvebeensmoked August 4, 2009
Get the Coaster-Takingmug. To give up and kill oneself; to intentionally consume lettuce contaminated with E. coli.
Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
Originated when the FDA recalled lettuce in the U.S.
by integrandpiano December 24, 2018
Get the Take a lettucemug.