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Miles Tails Prower

An adorable young fox cub who's Sonic's sidekick and best friend. He's a lot like Sonic. Tails is smart, intelligent, charming, kind, sweet, pure-hearted, and innocent.
Bully: You like Tails from Sonic? You have a crush on a literal newborn baby!
Me: You're just jealous because you'll never be as nice as Miles Tails Prower.
by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024
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tone tags

something gay restarted mfs use and i said restarted so dont get triggered
/j is joking
9/11 was not justified /j
tone tags lol
by pipp69420 May 21, 2024
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Fat Tails Theory

The theory, central to Taleb's critique of standard statistics, that many real-world distributions have "fat tails"—extreme events are much more likely than the normal distribution predicts. In a normal distribution, extreme events are virtually impossible; in fat-tailed distributions, they happen regularly. Financial markets, pandemics, wars—all are fat-tailed. Fat Tails Theory argues that we have been using the wrong statistical tools, underestimating risk, pretending the world is safer than it is. The theory explains why Black Swans are not as rare as we think: they're rare in thin-tailed distributions, normal in fat-tailed ones. Fat Tails is the mathematics of humility, the quantification of our ignorance, the proof that we live in a world where the improbable happens—and we'd better be ready.
Example: "His risk models assumed normal distribution, so extreme events were virtually impossible. Then the crash came—a fat-tail event, impossible in his model, inevitable in reality. Fat Tails Theory had warned him: the world is not normal; extremes happen. He'd ignored it. His models were precise and wrong."
by Dumu The Void March 7, 2026
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Bench Tails

This one's a doozie. It's a comic that has been long forgotten but brought back by the internet archives. It's about Tails seeing Creme and an OC called Uni and then doing the boombayah with them. To make it worse, Creme and Uni are babies. and Tails is an adult. It's called two babies one fox.
"Dude it was just a bench tails joke!"
by bench tails February 28, 2025
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tone tags

tone tags are pieces of text at the end of your message that are used exclusively by gay faggots and trannies because they are extremely autistic and take everything seriously unless explicitly stated not to be.

Ironically, tone tags actually make it MORE difficult for people to understand your message, unless they are chronically online 14 year old tiktok/discord losers, because those are the only people who understand, use, and support tone tags.
If you send a tone tag to someone who is over 25 years old or someone who uses the internet for less than 15 hours a day, then that person will probably not understand your message.

Tone tags have never really been used before 2025/late 2024, but due to tiktok, they are being used everywhere. If you see someone using a tone tag/tone indicator, then that person is a faggot.

/j is used to tell people that something is a joke
/srs is used to tell people that the writer is being serious
/gen is used to tell people that the writer is being genuine
"tranny 1: I'm going to rob a bank /j"
"tranny 2: Thanks for using tone tags. I would have called the police on you if you hadn't have used that tone tag to indicate that you were joking. /srs"
"tranny 1: Thanks for putting /srs at the end of your message. If you didn't put srs at the end of your message, I would have thought that you were being sarcastic /gen"
by nsdifnawef September 13, 2025
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Show us your tags

What you would say to someone when you want to see the price tag of their clothing. This can only be used for really classy people who like to flaunt their $2.95 designer clothing by failing to remove the price tag.
Mary-Beth: Hey sugar
Chad: Hey sexy, show us your tags
by Astropup December 9, 2008
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Juss flappin' yer coat-tails

In other words, juss sassin' ya. Comes from da playful-but-annoying practice of coming up behind someone who's wearing a long jacket with a divided lower back, grabbing da jacket just above da slit, and then vigorously/rapidly yanking da lower part of da jacket in and out to make da pair of tails slap against da person's butt.
Me: If yer too warm, why doncha go take a dip in da ocean?
You: Jump in da ocean??? Are you crazy??? It's chilly and whitecaps-windy out there!
Me: I know, I know... juss flappin' yer coat-tails...! :D
by QuacksO March 23, 2019
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