tuesday

a sarky way of saying you're not going to do something is to say you'll do it on a tuesday, or if something is stupid or unbelievable is happening it's tuesday.

"Are you going to go to church?" "Aye, I'll go there on a tuesday"

or

Hollyoaks is a pure tuesday

by S.e.a.n. January 1, 2007

Tuesday

Greeting such as aloha or goodbye. Kind of like saying "how you doin"

John: tuesday Bill
Bill" tuesday

by Gus Scott December 19, 2005

Taco Tuesday

Definition: To shit in a woman's vagina.

Person 1: "You ever "Taco Tuesday" anyone?"
Person 2: "What are you talking about? It's Thursday."
Person 1: "I mean, have you ever taking a shit in a girls twat?"
Person 2: "You're fucking disgusting. Don't talk to me for the rest of the day."

by Bob "Fucking" Martin August 11, 2016

Taco Tuesday

The act of folding a burning hot pizza in half like a taco, and having sexual intercourse with the searing hot cheese, marinara, and crust until you experience second degree burns on your genitalia, only to proceed to consume the mangled smegma filled pile of seamen and dough.

"See you later Jim, I'm going home and having me a nice Taco Tuesday!"

by NiggaMcnigginz December 26, 2017

Super Tuesday

A day that a bunch of impatient politicians changed the election day to (2/5/2008) because they couldn't wait until the normal election day.

Hey are you voting today? It's Super Tuesday.

by Jojobi February 6, 2008

tight arse tuesday

In Victoria, Australia, it is very common that petrol prices are reduced on Tuesdays. In fact, most places have started discounting their prices to entice more spending.

Let's go for a movie! It's Tight Arse Tuesday today!

by Suzeekins May 28, 2008

Tuesday Panda

A very specific term for a street vendor who does not have a stand or cart, but only sells items from a box, rug, or cooler. Water bottle sellers, and most vendors on streetcorners with only a towel covered in items would qualify as Tuesday Pandas. The implication is that they have no hard property other than the items they are made to sell, no stand, cart, or table. The term comes from Beijing where Tuesday Pandas are common, originally it came from the story that when the Pandas in the zoo cannot be found (tuesdays) they have been sent out on the streets to sell things to help fix their delapidated cages.

Hey, somebody go to that tuesday panda and get some two kuai water!

by Maxzilla July 17, 2006