Similar to: semen stain or jizz puddle, Trouser custard refers to any and all viscous, opaque fluid in an elegant and delicate manner.
- when we shook hands I could feel his trouser custard squelch out between our hands
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
- My goodness did you see that man? He had trouser custard on his tunic!
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• trousers
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• trouse
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• trousered
• trouser jihad
• trouser tent
• Trousery
"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013
Get the White trouser knights mug.The wearing of very thin, see-through leggings as trousers thereby allowing the world to see your underwear
by gorbachev24 June 5, 2014
Get the Swindon Trousers mug.Crustiness that comes from eggs in a woman's vagina that seeps into their butthole making the woman arch her back like a cat to try to push the crust out.
by That desk in the back March 28, 2015
Get the kitty trouser mug.were a boy that tends to have a really fucking annoying selfie face wears the same trousers for atleast 4 weeks in a row.
by oafandahalf June 19, 2016
Get the same trousers mug.Loose fitting baggy trousers with the crotch reaching the knees. Prevalent amongst middle eastern men, muslims and Islamists, and Arabian Knights.
by maudibe July 8, 2016
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