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Lemon Teasing

using the juice of a lemon to stimulate wounds on the vaginal/clitoral regions, caused by violent sex
Lemon Teasing - Halve a lemon, juice it and set aside. Perform brutal sex on your female partner until the pussy has been grated to show wounds. While wounds are fresh, pour the lemon juice over the gaping wounds. If vagina starts to fizz, stand back!
by Fruit Master Flexmatic December 9, 2008
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Lemon grabbing

Someone who creeps on others or is considered a total spas
1 "what?! We lost the game?!??? Ahhhhh!!!"

"Quit lemon grabbing!!!"
2 *someone creeping on facebook*

"Your such a lemon grab!"
by Lmgangie December 7, 2012
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puckered lemon

another term for what a persons anus looks like.
"you shut up or I'll blast your puckered lemon!"
by billy trinkets June 6, 2004
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lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.
I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.
by lemons January 6, 2006
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Lemon Swamp

A Lemon Tide is when you pee in a toilet several times a day without flushing it, eventually you will lure a victim into the foul-smelling bathroom and lock him in.
Guy 1: (leaves the bathroom for the eleventh time today without flushing)
Guy 2: (Walks into the bathroom)

Guy 1 then closes the bathroom door and barricades it shut

Guy 2: OMG LET ME OUT, THERES A LEMON SWAMP IN HERE!! OH GOD IM GONNA PASS OUT

Guy 1: hahahaha
by FPSMANBRANDO November 17, 2009
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Lemon Filling

n. - Any amount of left over urine on the underside of a toilet seat.
You can avoid leaving a lemon filling by lifting up the toilet seat before you pee.
by Up4Ownage April 17, 2011
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LEMON THAI

A cannabis strain hybrid produced in surf city California by a guy named Eric. The results are amazing.
A sativa dominate strain. 24.7% THC
Only Eric has the strain some say its a myth.
by M.Amigo April 28, 2011
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