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Gilman's Law

A mathematical equation in which the frequency and force of one's sneezes is directly proportional to the frequency and force of one's orgasms.
Holy cow! You just sneezed 7 times. Gilman's Law states you have multiple orgasms!
by sleepyjeanne October 27, 2009
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Barner's Law

Barner's Law states that eventually, no matter if the odds are even beyond impossible, the outcome of a situation is bound to change. This is most commonly used during the ESPN Streak for the Cash game. Depsite a team's record, composure, ability, experience, or any other factor to be considered, Barner's Law states that while on Streak for the Cash, this team will eventually experience the second outcome (ie. if the team is winning a lot, they will lose, or vice versa.). See also law of averages
After winning most of the games in the world cup, The Netherlands felt the effect of Barner's Law and lost in the finals.
by Beasta123 July 17, 2010
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Hobbit Law

Law that is introduced as a knee jerk reaction, usually to erode the rights at work of people at work.
the Employment Relations (Film Production Work) Amendment Bill introduced to the NZ parliament on October 28, 2010 is being called The Hobbit Law. It seeks to make all film industry workers contractors by default.
by TALLYsmall October 28, 2010
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Facebook in-law

The familial or friend relationship that occurs when your friends and family add your significant other, whom they don't really know, to their Facebook friends list just because you two are together.
My boyfriend is now my cousin's Facebook in-law since she added him to her Facebook friends list!
by Jody M May 15, 2010
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Raptor Law

The law that every movie remake should include Velociraptors while sticking to the original plot of the movie.
"Did you see the new predator movie?"
"Yeah. The raptors were scary."
"Yeah thats Raptor Law for you."
by ltucker May 17, 2010
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second law

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.
"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."
by 256msg March 26, 2009
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pirate law

Humans live by a series of commonly accepted behaviours, norms, and laws. Someone who abides by pirate law, lives their life by their own set of rules which may or may not be accepted by the rest of society. Under this philosophy, one takes what they want without concern over consequences or compassion for others. To follow such a philosophy is to live and behave much like a pirate.
If a person steals from others - not because of need but out of want, they are living by pirate law.
If a person stops or interrupts traffic to cross the street - not because they are in a rush, but simply because they want to cross, they are living by pirate law.
by Keds January 26, 2014
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