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dirty kadi

An act committed by two women scissoring on a trampoline, as a dwarf man covered in peanut butter attempts to insert an entire eggplant into his rectum. This must be performed in front of a crowd of at least 25 people
I went to the circus this week and realized it was a huge mistake when they began performing a dirty kadi!
by a.glaub June 30, 2020
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Dirty cindy

When she sucks the soul out of you
Dude I'm going to hell my girl gave me a dirty Cindy last night
by Zeongato April 2, 2020
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Dirty Delilah

The act of covering a dick in pollen, then proceeding to stick a flower up the penis.
Simone did the Dirty Delilah with Aaron last night.
by dirtydelilah6969 August 28, 2020
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dirty precious

When i beautiful Woman named Precious seduces you snatches your soul fucks you within an inch of your life leaves you breathless wanting more tells you to go then she goes and gets more Women
David to Jason "can't believe it the Woman of my dreams seduced me like no other then told me to go", Jason why did she tell you to go" David "cos she got some bitches on the way she gonna fuck some chicks"Jason "Damn it David you just got hit with a dirty Precious"
by Dirty Precious August 30, 2019
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Dirty Filippa

She is a dirty mother fucker and can take your man at any moment, the best person you ever meg in the bed and will make you scream louder than the loudest thing you have ever heard.
”omg, you are going to sleep with dirty Filippa?! Watch out bro, she is too good to be true!”
by turg ood January 17, 2021
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Dirty Demnah

The act of getting lip fillers and using your lips to iron the wrinckles out of your much older managers penis in exchange of a promotion and a pay rise. A dirty Demnah (also known as a swanslut or a barristersbike) will do almost anything an elderly man asks of them in exchange of as little as a couple of ciggies and a free ride home. Her dingy-like lips could also help you survive if you was to be left stranded on a desert island, and her beef curtains may also be used as wings which will flap around rapidly in the wind enabling you to reach great hights.
Dem: Wow! My lips feel so swollen after ironing all the wrickles out of Daves dick!
Egle: You mean to tell me you helped that pervert out for nothing!?!
Dem: Of course not darling, he said I will be getting a payrise and a promotion in the next few months.
Egle: You are such a dirty Demnah!
by Funkdoctorforeskin March 31, 2023
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Dirty Cian

A man who gets all the pussy but likes it rougher then sandpaper.
#JohnStamos
I am a dirty Cian, said shrek
by McLovin’s Nuts April 21, 2020
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