california cocky

Attempted parallel parking that results in a noticeably unparallel park job.
Adny failed driving school because he could only california cocky.
by A. G. Hock August 05, 2007
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California Roll

The act of pulling up to a stop sign and instead of stopping completely, you quickly look for other oncoming traffic and drive right through the designated stop.
cop Do you know why I pulled you over?
Driver For the California Roll i just did?
by Dj Hitlerjugend April 02, 2011
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Fresno, California

A dirty hot smelly shithole located in central California. The people or fat loud and not too bright.
what do you call a smelly pile of dog shit on the ground ?

You call It a Fresno, California!
by jb88 December 29, 2013
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california redwoods

real thick thighs that look like dem big trees they be driving through in California. You know what I'm talkin bout?
Damn! Dat gurl thick! She got dem California redwoods too cuz!
by A_cizzle May 22, 2006
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california driver

the dumbfucks that cause accidents, pull illegal u-turns, and run red lights. you can usually tell if a driver is one because they swerve out of their lanes, are often on cell phones or swigging alcohol. their accidents usually cause a large clusterfuck.
dude, i saw some stupid california driver ram into some old lady!

ugh, stupid fucker.
by tgif234 December 21, 2010
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Bonita, California

An unincorporated community with about 13,000 residents, located in the South Bay area of San Diego, California. The racial makeup of Bonita was 26.9% White, 3.7% African American, 0.9% Native American, 9.6% Asian, 0.6% Pacific Islander, 13.4% from other races, and 4.9% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 40.7%. There are tons of canyons and chaparral where kids smoke weed. The wildlife contains coyote, racoon, fox, rabbits, squirrels, opossum, and skunk. It is an upper middle class area where most cartel members love to reside.
"Hey there was a shooting in Bonita, California last week."
"Bonita???.... It was probably cartel business."
by SDpimp January 01, 2013
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California salute

Noun - When a woman is wearing a short skirt and a thong and she bends over the seat of a car revealing her ass.
Sally gave me the California salute, so now I have major wood.
by ivyvault June 29, 2014
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