furry biscuit

a cute non-derogatory term for a vagina.

Girl: "Put your hotdog inside my furry biscuit"
Guy: "Um... OK"

by furrybiscuit August 25, 2013

Oh, Biscuits!

A catchphrase from Bluey's Dad; Bandit.

A: Oh, Biscuits!
B: Where do you get that quote from?
C: And why did you set it in an Australian accent?
A: I got from an Australian show about a family of dogs called Bluey.

by NarwhalBall May 19, 2023

Popeye’s Biscuit

the driest fucking piece of bread you ever gonna eat, you gonna be choking harder than ever if you don't drink something

“That Popeye’s biscuit was dry as fuck!” “Pass the water you thirsty hoe!”

by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019

Biscuit Gobbler

Person that finds the person they're with has man biscuit, and still goes ahead with the blowjob.

He told me he'd realised he had man biscuit, but she still went ahead with the blowjob, what a biscuit gobbler!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009

Biscuit Ferret

English term meaning 'individual who attends a social gathering merely to obtain food'.

When Anne had her girlfriends over, Dave became a biscuit ferret as he periodically entered the living room to take cookies.

by floodedbard July 23, 2013

dracula biscuit

Large breasts on a goth/satanic woman.

jon: tits are always better on goth girls

rick: yeah but then they are dracula biscuits

by jesus chrissssst July 13, 2012

biscuit joining

two males sharing a double ended dildo

I went to the club in hopes of finding another dude down for some biscuit joining

by ajuicycreamypancake June 7, 2017