Splitting Hair

When a man is about to urinate, and a hair or lint is resting on the opening to the urethra. This causes the sream of urine to split off in 2 seperate directions and, if not at a urinal, all over the bathroom. This will be to the much displeasure to the wife/girlfriend/other family member.

I had to take a huge piss this morning, but i had a splitting hair and hosed the entire toilet. The wife made me scrub the whole bathroom for 3 hours.

by ThePisssMaster October 28, 2009

slippin

When your partner is giving attention to a member of the opposite sex. Flirting or a result of not doing what they used to do to maintain the relationship.

I caught this bitch texting/talking to another nigga. This bitch is slippin.

by I'mNotYellingThisIsHowITalk June 23, 2014

Shripping

The act of taking a shit when you are tripping balls. Usually under the influence of a combination of acid, shrooms, thc, or alcohol.

Oh man the other day I was shripping so hard... pretty sure I actually met Mr. Hanky.

by shripper September 19, 2012

shipping up

consuming a large amount of alcohol while listening to "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys

I just failed that exam. I'm coming back and shipping up so I can forget about it.

by Dingel May 10, 2010

slippin jimmy

When you're too tired or too lazy to have "normal" sex and you slip it in from the side

Why don't you lose those trousers there big boy and give me a little "slippin jimmy" it's been a long day.

by G&M84 August 28, 2016

Slippin

Losing momentum, lacking in a particular task or job, degrading.

Man, you're slippin at work.

by Broken June 14, 2004

Shipping Docks

The Best Place To Hang Out!

Sam:Yo Let's All Go Hang Out At The Shipping Docks!
Jeff: YEAH!

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008