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senior soup

the cloudy pool water after a geriatric aqua aerobics class consisting of various paper products, human liquids and solids, and various other sundries and whatnots
senior soup for the soul -- it's good for you!
by Ae5Ea8 March 31, 2017
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Senioritis

A (mostly) made-up disease, common stereotype, and actual coined term in the dictionary that depicts high school seniors as being excessively lazy and unmotivated as they near the end of school for good.

It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
Most seniors suffer from senioritis because they have been burned out from going to school almost every day and doing almost the exact same thing every year for the past thirteen years.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 16, 2022
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Seniorism

Noun. When a persons age, prolonged experience, or position of seniority causes faults in judgement, biases, outdated ideologies, or simply outright ignorance.

Someone who refuses to get with the times or adapt to changes may be known as a “Seniorist”.

Examples of seniorism:

“Things were better in the olden days.”

“You can’t change it, we’ve done it like that for years.”
“Let’s rebuild an empire in the 2020s”
“Karen’s seniorism has gotten out of hand, she keeps trying convince me to bring back the USSR.”

“Dave is a major seniorist; you tell him there’s a new procedure, he will do it the way he always did.”
by Ismaker May 30, 2024
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Senior Splashin Splooger

That one guy during you're senior splashin game who got surprised, eliminated, and recorded while he was masturbating. The initial event is now known as the Senior Splashin incident.
Hey bro did you hear, Leland got eliminated last night on senior splashin, now he's the Senior Splashin Splooger.
by Bertrigga November 26, 2025
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"Junior" Senior

Seniors are considered those 65 and older but younger seniors don't identify as "seniors" given the demographic has such a wide span - from 65-100+.
I'm not ready to move to a retirement community. I'm a "junior" senior.
by yogator January 6, 2022
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Harding Senior High

A school in Saint Paul, Minnesota where fake asian gangsters who pretend to be drug addicts. They get their asses whooped in all sports, especially football. The entire school is filled with dopeheads.
You go to Harding Senior High? Let’s stop talking.
by sorrymomimonurbandictionary November 8, 2019
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senior swoop

When senior pursues a relationship with a junior within the first few weeks of school starting.
Man Tony is such a senior swooper he is dating a junior.
by Broomboy6788766 August 30, 2023
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