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seal

seals are the silliest animals in this planet and they are also a family of animals that refers to earless seals, eared seals, and walruses. earless seals are also known as "true seals" while eared seals are either sea lions or fur seals and walruses are self-explanatory. seals are goofy by far the goofiest animals alive and are very cool
hey look a seal
by Raptor studio September 20, 2023
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The First Seal

Counquest is the first seal
by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
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Seal cuff

noun / verb / extreme sport (NSFW)

Definition:
An ill-advised sexual manoeuvre involving a sudden, flailing arm slap across your partner’s back or neck mid-thrust, accompanied by an enthusiastic seal bark (“Arh! Arh! Arh!”) and ideally a slap of the thighs. Typically executed in cold wet conditions for maximum chaos and regret.
He whispered something about loving marine life, and before I knew it, I got Seal Cuffed.
by TableFerret May 2, 2025
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Seal Team 6

When 6 makes guys walk in a room and the first guys shoots cum at your head.
Laurie was waiting for her boyfriend to come in the room. Instead, she got the seal team 6 from his hockey team.
by Hockey Donkey January 6, 2018
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Seal Cat

A big lard of shit,having a throat beard of pubic hair also cheating at life
Hey Corey did you see that Seal Cat take my money?!
by killa1991 January 21, 2008
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The Seal of God

Has to be a omni song of the holy spirit, of ones body and soul becoming one in a way, not to be judgemental or be decieved, people in search of an actual good way uniliminal
The Seal of God aint a song that people have made, the war just goes on and on
by MineOwedWu's July 20, 2021
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Lazy Seal

The coolest seal to ever live; being in the presence of this wonderful being is simply a blessing to all organisms on Earth. Lazy Seal is only one of a kind and can commonly be found wandering around in Boe Brigade, the home of the many other wonderful creatures to ever step foot on the soil of our planet (Except for Lazy Seal, because he's cool and doesn't need legs).
Is that Lazy Seal? Oh my god he's so cool and amazing, I wish I could be like Lazy Seal!
by Not Lazy Seal March 8, 2021
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