by DatNiggaCook January 6, 2016
Get the school mug.The prison that the government locks innocent children aged 4-18 in to deal with mental psychopaths they call teachers. They teach them how to be racist arrogant low-life fuckers that hate foreign countries, just how the government does
Kid: Mom can I go to a different school? My ass hurts from all the diarrhea I had in algebra yesterday
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
Mom: Ok, I'll have to sue the government and beat the fuck out of your principal
Dad: Deal with it son, it's just the first week, quit being a pussy
by Food in Africa ate the kids January 19, 2016
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by Imadick19603 March 6, 2016
Get the School mug.A place that is supposed to help you learn but instead stamps out natural curiousity. Where they say they want you to learn think critically. However, most of the time, they expect you to sit at a desk and come up with the same answers and ideas as everyone else. But they do want you to think critically, just only when the curriculum calls for it. The rest of the time, any critical thinking is regarded a off topic or just plain rude.
Though the point of school is to prepare people for life, school does not do this.
Though the point of school is to prepare people for life, school does not do this.
by Hope this name isn't taken July 2, 2019
Get the School mug.a place where you can't exactly be yourself and people have to judge you. that place is like a jail. a place where you're forced to raise your hand to literally do ANYTHING or you get in trouble.. and also the reason why my depression & anxiety started. the sad thing is, it increases as you get older.
me: *gets bullied*
*bell rings*
*goes to class and sits down*
me: t-teacher i-i-i got-
teacher: will you raise your hand when you speak?? this is a school, NOT A MALL.
me: but i got-
teacher: that's it.. OUT.
me: *whispers* man.. school really sucks :/
*bell rings*
*goes to class and sits down*
me: t-teacher i-i-i got-
teacher: will you raise your hand when you speak?? this is a school, NOT A MALL.
me: but i got-
teacher: that's it.. OUT.
me: *whispers* man.. school really sucks :/
by none of your business hun July 4, 2019
Get the school mug.Ah, you wake up at a beautiful sunrise, only noticing your mom telling you to get get ready to go to what may be worse than prison. The school bus driver comes, laughing internally as you board because he/she KNOWS you’re on ur way to the worst place thinkable. As soon as you enter, it could be a different experience. You could have a math teacher jumping on your desk, or obnoxious kids stealing ur lunch money. After a long and boring seven hours, you eagerly walk back from the bus stop, ready to netflix and chill, (maybe watching the office), but you realize you have 3 and a half hours of homework. You then get really pissed off, because the day at what is really prison was tough enough already.
Anthony: Ah, what a beautiful day it is after school. Want to hang out, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
Michael: Yeah, after I finish my homework.
Anthony: Damn it you reminded me! I’m really going to have to waste my time! Thanks a lot, SCHOOL!
by Not a legend 27 July 24, 2019
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