elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.

Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"

by HosMan61 September 24, 2011

Sneeze Controller

The controller given to any player 2 by snotty teenagers, usually covered in snot, which dried along with the cheeto dust on it. You'd be very lucky if either of the sticks worked.

"Have you heard of William? He's a lovely guy"
"Yeah, but if he invites you round, bring your own controller"
"How come?"
"He's only got Sneeze Controllers"

by gently_QuacksQuacks June 18, 2023

Cock sneeze

A person who acts like a proper knob jockey is often referred to as a cock sneeze who should have been shot into a man sized kleenex tissue

Fat boy was known for being a bit of a cock sneeze & everyone agreed

General population "Fat boy's a complete cock sneeze he's as useful as used condom in a crisis

by The Shadow of invisible people July 20, 2025

Sneezing Damage

When you're so close to dying that you would probably drop dead if someone or something merely sneezed on you.

Has nothing to do with Covid-19.

By the time we finally defeated that boss, most of my squad was at sneezing damage. To make matters worse, we had no health kits...

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 13, 2021

Sneezing into the heater

Eating pussy. Giving oral pleasure to a female

I got her off by sneezing into the heater.

by StingerMissile September 4, 2021

Sneeze

when lungs come out your nose

AchOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ahuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Sneeze lol

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019

Oregon sneeze

The Oregon sneeze is when you perform anal sex and the participants sneezes and semen ejects from their nose

I was with Sara the other night and she did the Oregon sneeze

by Turbowanker9000 June 16, 2021