Severiano

In three words: tall, dark, and handsome. People with this name tend to have ravishing blue eyes and luscious brown hair. They attract all of the attention, and no girl can controvert his smooth talk and impossibly voluptuous looks. If you are really determined to get his attention, all you have to do is write him scandalous secret admirer letters and implant them in his locker when he's off eating lunch in the cafeteria. Oh, and if you really want to catch his eye, be sure to dedicate a song to him at a school dance, preferably "If U Seek Amy". While the song plays, dance around him and playfully tug on his tie until he gives in and dances with you. He may claim that he can't dance, but he's just being modest. Before you know it, you'll be texting him every night from 12-5. Guys with this name are handsome, sexy, steamy, juicy, red-hot, risque, spicy, orgasmic, and every other synonym of the word hot.

"Dayum, who's that guy over there? He is so fucking sexy, I feel like making out with him."

"Yea, that's Severiano. But don't get your hopes up, everybody wants a piece of that."

by IfUSeekAmyx33 July 9, 2009

serve

The act of selling drugs to another person.

matt: Yo Juice go get a dutch.
Juice: Yea, after i go serve up this kid a half zip of shrooms.

by Juice on the loose February 1, 2008

Several people are typing...

The message you see at the bottom of your Discord window after you post something thought-provoking and/or potentially controversial. Depending on the severity it may also be the last message you see before you die.

Me: Fortnite is a terrible game and should be burnt to the ground
Chat: "Several people are typing..."

by Abyss the Hybrid January 14, 2021

severussexual

Being totally in-love with the brooding dungeon bat Severus Snape. As well as shifting realities to date him.

Me: I LOVE HIM MUM I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE
Mum: yep definitely a severussexual i raised my child differently

by severussnapesimp December 28, 2020

Servelop

The act of serving people by developing their skills, passions, and career in alignment with their desires and career aspirations. Often times, this allows them to serve other people.

The Paul Davis Leadership Team servelops its peers to allow for the best team member and customer experience.

by pauldavismsp January 6, 2022

Nerd Served

Being out nerded by any other nerd of a higher caliber. Very popular with computer programmers discussing their first computers and who's game is cooler, magic the gathering or dungeons and dragons.

Nerd Served
Nerd 1: I started programing on a sinclair zx80 the first week they where released.
Nerd 2: So what I was programming on the altair 8800 when you where still wearing diapers.

Bystander: You just got nerd-served!

by TooBusyTalkingToGirls March 17, 2010

Stand and Serve

Whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one "serves," i.e. ejaculates in their lady's mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. Usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have semen for breakfast.

1) I gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. She had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my semen.

2) Lady: Can't you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?

Man: No Slut! I need that protein for my squat tonight!

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011