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Randomer

A new clique, but a rare one that isn't found at every school. You may consider randomers immature but they can't help it, just like emo's can't help being pussies. Randomers do not use stupid words like 'cheese' and 'monkey'. An example of a Randomer's behaviour will be one or two randomers walking in silence and all of a sudden one will stop roll on the ground and yell they are craving something bizarre like kleenex. It doesn't matter how many people there are around they just do it, it's not attention seeking and it's not retarded, it's true randomness. Another example is a group of people will be talking about something semi-serious like clothes or grades and a randomer will pop in and yell a remark in a different language about donkeys or roof shingles. Randomers dress however they please, from pink and yellow to a brown shirt and orange pants, they are not colour co-ordinated and don't give a damn. Hopefully I've given you an idea of what a randomer is, remember they aren't retarded or attention seeking, they're USB MODE avec el padre.
No, I'm not talking about those geeky girls who go:

Girl #1: Cheese puffs!

Girl #2: Monkeys swimming in pancake mix! <--- This stuff is immature, almost always unattractive girls craving attention

And no I'm not talking about the wanna be randomers who go

Wannabe: Purple monkey dishwashers flying through the sixth dimension abroad five toads and last weeks candles

Thats just dumb
by Roro-Retaliation May 28, 2006
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random

A word often used in counter-strike to describe a player whose performance lacks consistency and often changes sporadically.
<WATERS`nearer> I just went into #noa and told Shaguar that hes random. LOL
<STYX`Renegade> Shut up, Fagmo.
by Travis Barry January 19, 2005
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randomness

ducks. tuesdays. lawnmower garden gnome plus seven! rainbow cookies fanbelt satan! CANCER!!!!

randomness at its best.
billy: oh hello there sue

sue: hello billy

billy: DUCKS ON TUESDAYS PLUS THREE!??!!

sue:....*walks away slowly*

-all in all, randomness is the best... muffins.
by tap3w0rm April 27, 2006
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randomina

Randomina is a word typically used for a random girl, thus the 'ina' implies of a female orientation. This word was invented by Zoe, an editor to this lovely site.
That girl is so crazy, she is a randomina
by zoe April 20, 2005
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randomousity

Something that happens randomly; spur of the moment; unplanned.
Jack: hey Jill, remember that time we went camping?

Jill: yeah, what about it?

Jack: well, when I was walking up that hill... Oh crap, I just remembered the time we had anal sex and saw feces on the tip of my penis!

Jill: Woah, talk about randomousity at its finest!
by The King of Vihars June 25, 2006
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out of the random

to be out of subject of wut was last said
it was so out of the random for you to say i want a moped
by ShelbyLee April 25, 2006
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random squared

Otherly known as "Random^2"

Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.

Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.
A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!
by glacial_shadow July 29, 2008
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