Ham Ranch

A slang for a group of nerds.
Typically used against people who own instagram meme pages

look at that ham ranch over there!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

Ham Ranch

A group of nerds.

Look at that ham ranch over there LOL!

by Litboi November 12, 2020

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 06, 2021

Crooked River Ranch

A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?

Holy christ, you most live in crooked River ranch. The gas pedal is on the fuckin right!!

by Wakner03 December 06, 2021

Ranch Rate

It’s how you rate restaurants. . . How good the ranch is.

“Girl, are you gonna let him hit it on the first date?”
“Depends on that Ranch Rate!”

by Fancy Shuffler November 10, 2018

Cinco Ranch YM

#1 debate team in the world

Yo, did you hear? Cinco Ranch YM had every round against them forfeited because they were too good!

by NSDA_Official September 15, 2023

jank and a pack of ranch

stupid, moronic, clueless

Emily didn't get my joke she is jank and a pack of ranch

by sunnydinthehouse September 22, 2015