Hydraulic Press

The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.

“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”

by Alan McStinkbutt June 1, 2024

The meat press

when a male reveals his genetalia and presses his cock and balls into a glass window which people are eating dinner on. the other side.

Wilma: oh check out that Meat Press while im trying to eat.

Kenneth: fuck yeah , smudge it in son , that's you do THE MEAT PRESS

by Scott_sporto the 1st November 5, 2024

Pressed like a panini

Anger at being picked last

on RuPaul’s Drag Race Season 11 Miss Vanjie looked at stone-faced Scarlet Envy getting picked last for a movie challenge and quipped “she looks pressed like a panini”

by Uncle Joosie March 7, 2025

Panic Press

A tough situation in that makes you rage and/or panic press a button that can mess you up

Guy 1: Hey man, what happened?

Guy 2: Sorry. This stupid game made me panic press and i left the game on accident.

Guy 1: Damn bro, that sucks.

Guy 2: Yeah, it does.

by Joshua-1223-5 January 3, 2025

Press-On Nail Error

A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.

My Medicaid reimbursement payments were inaccurate due to numerous press-on nail errors.

by DC Dawg February 3, 2012

Pressed Hotdog

Like a pressed ham but use the ol’ wiener instead of the butt. Press your hotdog into the glass.

I’ll see your pressed ham & raise you with a pressed hotdog.

by Nnnnnnn??? July 27, 2019

Reverse Mongolian Drill Press

The female partner's shoulders are on the floor, her back is against the front of a couch and her undercarriage is up in the air. The male partner mounts from a standing position, alternating between the pink hole to the stink hole while spiraling in a counterclockwise direction.

Well doctor, La Fawnduh insisted that I give her a Reverse Mongolian Drill Press, and it was wonderful...But I think I sprained my penis.

by Miya P Burns April 15, 2023