Frosty Potato

The act of putting one's ball sack on a bag of ice or otherwise cooling the testes to shrivel up resembling a "frosty potato," which then has oral stimulation provided by inserting the whole scrotum into preferred sexual partners mouth.

"Hey Dennis, I gave that skank an awesome frosty potato last night!"

by BigSparky December 1, 2013

cum potato

someone who talks about sex and etc. so much that you want to rip their head off.

don: josh is such a cum potato! he is always talking about sex! he practically lives and breathes the shit.

by FunnyTsunny September 26, 2015

potato fart

A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.

Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."

by jef-fro November 9, 2017

horse potatoes

nonsense; something worthless

"So you're sorry, eh? Well, I say it's a load of horse potatoes. You don't mean it!"

by waynekotke July 15, 2016

potato-sac

Another term for a sack of potatoes.

The potato-sac had 32 potatoes in it.

by word authority June 19, 2016

Potato Religion

The Worship of Potatoes

Wow His Religion Is Potato Religion?

by Potato_God999 May 10, 2020

potato burn

when you eat french fries too quickly and it feels like a big wad of potato grandeur got stuck in your heart.

My blood sugar has dropped i am feeling woozy with hunger...."uh hello i guess i just have a #7....sure super size it" Fries arrive wiping grease and salt on your jeans to avoid the time consuming task of finding the napkins....WHEN...you get hit right in the chest with potato burn. You were eating so quickly it seems as if your french fries are stuck directly in your heart.

by bigeschmalls April 7, 2011