cracket ping pong

marker used for boinking, big fat milky.

Girl 1: Hey dude, do you wanna use cracket ping pong today?
Guy1: Haha, sure. You sure are kinky

by joemamaestinexistante April 28, 2021

Pong

The art form of flicking a man's right or left testicle in such a way that it collides with the other/opposite testicle.

"Ayo, you tried that cock and ball torture stuff?"
"fuck that shit I play pong."

by ass_dermatologist June 26, 2021

Pong

The absolute coolest and hottest mf on the planet

Pong is so awesome. Look at him.

by thepongiestpong March 11, 2021

Corn pong

A more hardcore hillbilly version of beer pong. If you get the ping pong ball into the cup your opponent must first chug a beer and then eat an entire cob of corn, husk and all. First person to die loses

"Man I played the sickest game of corn pong last night. If tommy was still alive he'd say it was awesome too"

by tsarge63 June 1, 2016

Ping Pong

A person that is severely mentally challenged in common sense.

Joe: hey Brad, Gary just said that 4x4 is the same as AWD
Brad: What a Ping Pong

by Pickle Wall March 26, 2023

ping pong thoughts

When your stream of consciousness jumps to contrasting topics in quick succession

Man, the ping pong thoughts are real after forgetting to take my Vyvanse today

by SlyAsesino May 29, 2022

Ping pong

A simple sport that requires good hand eye coordination fast movement usually a two player game.

She is playing ping pong on her own

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 8, 2020