texas ping-pong

In a typical game of ping pong, if a person scores a point, the other person must put their shirt over their head (to prevent visibility) and has the option to put the paddle over his/her face (face protection) ((used by pussies)). The point scorer hits the ball as hard as they can, striking their opponent anywhere on the body, (most commonly the chest area) leaving welts that typically don't disappear for a week or so
" Robert what the hell happened to your chest it looks like you've been shot!" "Nah fam I just got done playing Texas ping-pong"
by Blast169 April 03, 2016
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You ping pong paddle body bitch. Yous a taco body bitch, Johnny Bravo body bitch.
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Tapahop(ping)

(Verb) Traveling to multiple tapas restaurants in order to provide many types or cuisine to a large group of people so that everyone can be satisfied with a type of food they enjoy, and be served lots of food in a timely manner. Often useful before going out for a long evening of dancing or clubbing.
"Hey bro, before we hit the clubs tonight do you want to go tapahop(ping)?"
"So before the bachelorette party we're all going to tapahop around the city!"
by pmac1701 January 22, 2023
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by The Wolf of Walgreens November 27, 2017
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