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Pee-Pee Touch

A game played between men that involves the backhanding of another mans genitals. The act of pee-pee touching must be done as a surprise, and when contact is made, one must exclaim "Pee-pee touch!" The first recorded playing of pee-pee touch was at the First Continental Congress in 1774.
Eric came into the living room, and to his surprise he was hit with the backhand of Mark. As Eric collapsed, Mark proclaimed "Pee-pee touch!"
by Gun Guy March 12, 2011
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pee pee poo poo check

pee pee poo poo check, is not only, Emma Chamberlains favorite thing to say, it is also, a very fun joke, because who wouldn't laugh at pee pee poo poo, TOILET JOKES 🤩
*complete silence* AYE YO PEE PEE POO POO CHECK
* the whole room starts laughing*
by shashasoop September 13, 2020
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pee pee lump

A bulge that may arise in old women (and young alike) that resides in the stomach region. unlike a pregnant woman, there is no baby inside this lump but maybe some fatty pockets. most clearly seen when women wear their pants up higher than their waist.

see also: pp lump
"she's so fat" = "Is that her pee pee lump growing?"
by bellevue citizen January 12, 2006
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bird peeper

A physician or doctor who examines a woman's vagina. One who looks at or examines a woman's genitalia.
"Oh man, I have an appointment to go see my bird peeper. Oh how I hate going!"

"Thank God, I only have to see a bird peeper once a year!"
by G J July 16, 2008
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Tossing the Pee-Pee Salad

The act of tossing one's salad while he/she is simultaneously having anal intercourse, thus getting a tongue-full of both penis and anus with every lick. This act requires at least 3 people to be performed properly, and is very similar to ass to mouth.
"I'm willing to bet thatguidowill be tossing the pee-pee salad with his roommates when he gets home."
by CMDSEFEL March 31, 2009
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pee-pee head

A complete and utter fool. Laughable. Incomprehensible.
by the vooch October 19, 2004
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Peepeepoopoo

It’s when someone wants to eat you out of you pee hole and poop hole
Hey Karen wanna Peepeepoopoo to night the kids are in the wood chipper and I’m ready
by Thorny.19 March 8, 2020
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