by YaBoiK November 17, 2020
Angry War Veteran Father: "If you hurt her, I will take a butterfly knife to your tender parts."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."
Frightened Teenage Boy: "Yes sir, I'll have her home by eight."
by ThisIsGoingToHurt March 24, 2009
A book who many schools review from grades 7-9.
It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.
It is a torture device which leaves many youths disturbed and bored.
Person1: Did you read the fifth chapter of Absolutely True Diary Of A Part Time Indian today?
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...
Person2: Yeah... I don't think I'll ever be the same...
by Jehovas witness October 09, 2020
Put basically, it's 2011. We are not even a week into the new year (unless this gets publised and your reading it at a future time) and it's turning out that nobody really cares that it's a new year. Politicaly, everyone is still bitching about problems from 2010, like Obamacare, the Republicans taking controle of the House of Representatives, Obama imagineering money into this country (which is going to fuck us all over), the whole illegal immagration, and of course Wikileaks and the WTF a.k.a the Wikileaks Task Force.
The term 2010 Part 2 the Re-Sh*t Stormening was first use by John Stewert on the Daily Show as he explained all of the crap I wrote above.
by Xero _ Manifest January 06, 2011
Now, we move on to the wacky antics that the adults of Rockwall cannot seem to stop fucking doing.
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
The “Adults” of Rockwall are monstrous autists with thundering voices and a beer belly that could crack the skye. The ratio of the retarded to non retarded is close to 150:1. If that isn’t a red flag, I don’t know what the fuck is. Being a wealthy suburban community, most of the adults you’ll find here are old fucks with houses and shit lives. As a result, you can’t do fucking anything with some washed up ass Chad yelling at your ass for violating his property. They say that it’s the destiny of the weak to be devoured by the strong, except here it’s the destiny of every choch 40 something with a stick up his ass to go and ruin your day by being an insufferable twat. Not only are all adults here fucktards, they also cannot pilot any sort of vehicle that requires full cognitive function. Every time you blink in this town, some dicksponge has crashed on the highway, thus cause the entire interstate to eat shit for like 5 years, only for it to happen all over again. Perhaps the most ironic part of it all is that somehow, Rockwall’s drivers are so poor at driving that they’ve managed to make all Asians look like Baby Driver behind the wheel.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part Two
According to the minds behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 3rd Edition Part One,
There is a trailer park!
There is a trailer park!
by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
There is no good way to start with the shit encrusted melting pot that is the social groups that make up the two shithole Schools but, I will try because I love you. The thespian cucks have brought about intensive hazing policies due to performing gay sex magik on freshman. The band kids, as expected, are virgin nu male soyboys whose combined micro-penises probably extends out to a few centimeters at best. There are no jocks, just Chads operating behind a thin veil of masculinity, when in reality, they are the insecure, ashamed, cock-lusting products of their alcoholic white collar father's drunken rage. The Orchestra kids are so gay and boring that i could not be fucked to go into a description of whatever bow twiddling twinkie shit they do. The computer mongoloids (Cyberpatriots, composed of the least patriotic faggots possible, are the products of these sick bastards) are acne ridden faggots who spill their shit constantly behind LED screens, aka doing shit no one fucking cares about. They also the only group, besides Orchestra, who leave high school virgins.
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part Two
According the researchers behind Rockwall - Codex Petram 2nd Edition Part One,
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.
The man the FBI used as a cover, Lee Harvey Oswald, his wife originated from Rockwall.
by CockwallTexasfuckingsucks February 12, 2018
The BIG LIGHT. In a figurative pejorative fashion.
The real stupid thing as this guy was so up to seeing me until I told him I got TRESPASSED at ENTOURAGE where he goes because of METH.
The LAS VEGAS ENTIRE VALLEY FILLED with them.
MATTHEW O MADDOX CEO WYNN
The real stupid thing as this guy was so up to seeing me until I told him I got TRESPASSED at ENTOURAGE where he goes because of METH.
The LAS VEGAS ENTIRE VALLEY FILLED with them.
MATTHEW O MADDOX CEO WYNN
TOP POINTS GUY at RESORTS WORLD from SILICON VALLEY had their car broken into by SECURITY METH RING running across the STREET of RESORTS WORLD that some people in SECURITY got RACKETEERING SPECTRUM payoffs and you can say GENTING GROUP has some DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II working for them.
He joined the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II as he said don't call me again , I SAID FINE!!!! because he did not realize CELINE was OUT!!!! and on t
Nitpicking as wanting so.much from me and their thanks is TRESPASSES as never go back as SILICON VALLEY is my PLACE as not a whole lot of DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II some dirty police tactics but their SMART as they slam on the brakes because the TELEPATHY is virtually unstoppable.
Why do you act like the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II having for the longest time these METH HEADS and DRUG ADDICTS satelliting me around THE WYNN? when GEORGE ALEXANDER TREBEK said in his last words WISDOM so potent that MATTHEW O. MADDOX you should know better as a cute HALSEY FOUNTAIN the other day but I won't starve to DEATH if I am not taken as a 7SHE677 WEREWOLF and very insulting as now I am going to say "these meth heads stole a lot of money and property from me and that is why I asking for money to eat, " but FUCK IT I am going after the SOURCE...AMAZON CELINE METH RING URBAN DICTIONARY PHONY CHRISTOPHER METH HEAD JEEP DRIVER SAN DIEGO run away to but will AMAZON CRUSH the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II !!!!
He joined the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II as he said don't call me again , I SAID FINE!!!! because he did not realize CELINE was OUT!!!! and on t
Nitpicking as wanting so.much from me and their thanks is TRESPASSES as never go back as SILICON VALLEY is my PLACE as not a whole lot of DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II some dirty police tactics but their SMART as they slam on the brakes because the TELEPATHY is virtually unstoppable.
Why do you act like the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II having for the longest time these METH HEADS and DRUG ADDICTS satelliting me around THE WYNN? when GEORGE ALEXANDER TREBEK said in his last words WISDOM so potent that MATTHEW O. MADDOX you should know better as a cute HALSEY FOUNTAIN the other day but I won't starve to DEATH if I am not taken as a 7SHE677 WEREWOLF and very insulting as now I am going to say "these meth heads stole a lot of money and property from me and that is why I asking for money to eat, " but FUCK IT I am going after the SOURCE...AMAZON CELINE METH RING URBAN DICTIONARY PHONY CHRISTOPHER METH HEAD JEEP DRIVER SAN DIEGO run away to but will AMAZON CRUSH the DUMB ASS FAGGOTS PART II !!!!
by BOOMERANG EFFECT September 09, 2021