by bregalston September 26, 2010

Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008

Creepy
Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.
He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.
Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"
Taken from a character from the League of Gentlemen, who looks like a nightmare version of a clown / minstrel.
He cons his way into women's homes, kidnaps them and makes them his wife.
Known for his grating voice and his catchphrase "You're MY wife now, Dave!"
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp June 13, 2005

papa emeritus ii is literally so hot and demanding, like i just want him to put me in my place and choke me hes bald and stupid and i love him and i want him to fuck the shit out of me and deny my climaxes
by emxritusii September 7, 2023

by lrallis May 27, 2016

by The_real_papa_John January 28, 2022

A ricotta cheesecake that is not contested by any other cake store. By far the best cheesecake to exist on this planet.
by CelineeeeDion June 1, 2018
