A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
by Queen Jenni of Sparta October 19, 2008

by PoppyFIower November 10, 2022

by goken114 September 28, 2009

Anyone who believes everything they hear negative or positive on social media , news or talk shows about a particular person. They rely on how the masses feel about a certain person to decide if they are likable.
The tonight shows monologe was ripping on " John Doe" tonight and everyone cheered. Must be a croud of Media Puppets!
by shucky April 24, 2023

by Mofugger333 July 8, 2015

A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.
"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"
by FlabbyPatty April 29, 2021

by Harambe Jr. August 29, 2016
